Airbnb Comes to Lumby

News from Lumby: On Hunts Mill Road, Sheriff Simon Dixon responded to yet another complaint from an Airbnb customer who had rented Sarah Bartlett’s converted chicken coop for a “romantic weekend getaway in the country.” While the visitors were dining in town, the coop was overtaken by a determined flock of two dozen cute but self-interested hens and chicks, which immediately pecked their way through the guests’ luggage and personal attire before settling in for the night. Wanting to preserve the spotless reputation of our small town, Simon has asked the town council to reconsider their rather obscure guidelines for Airbnb rentals.

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